Vikings
They’ve invaded in the past and they seem to continue to want to do so…
In the middles ages we were plagued by viking longships, they patrolled the coast, spotted what they wanted, invaded, sacked churches, etc and over time they became us (we know the romans left and the saxons were defeated by the normans - who were also descended from norsemen - so they must still be here, ie us). It will have been their genes that added the blondes and gingers to our population…
Now they are again invading with their massive blue and yellow ikea superstores… Instead of axes and swords they are now wielding furniture combinations and changing the face of British decor. Some people seem incapable of furnishing their homes with anything else - why don’t they just f-off to Sweden and do it properly…
Over time the founder (and inventor of flat pack furniture), Inkblot Kampfire or whatever his name is (turn out its Ingvar Kamprad), has become one of the richest people on Earth (if not the richest, when currency fluctuations are in his favour), yet he still cannot use simple letters or numbers to label his stuff - it has to be a CRAPPY table set or a BOLARX bedroom suite. It makes you wonder if Eric Bloodaxe called them CHOPPA axes and STIKYU swords and adds a whole new set of suite of innuendo to our language that has not been seen since the ‘cream of sum yung guy’ type jokes when Chinese meals were new…